From the liner notes: ‘Yo – what’s poppin’ on here? This hot cast of beautiful young macho Latinos are doin’ their first ‘private show’ just for you! This crew of jackers is A-list quality only. All uncut papi pingas. Let Oliver Rios show you his king-sized cock. It’s bone-hard and ready for you to lick up ‘n down real good. Better jump on this sex train right now.

Stars:
Krazy-k, Oliver, Rebel, Scorpion, Smooth , Spike, William

With a little bit of a story, some excellent bareback action, and one of the greatest cheesy theme-songs of all time Best Friends makes for a nice experience. Following the relationships of two sets of best friends, this video includes jealousy, betrayal, tender moments, and, yes boys, some bisexual action—all this and the video never feels like there’s too much focus on the story. That’s no small feat. Now, this isn’t some lost classic or anything, but it is quite good. The men are especially hung and handsome without looking anything like the gym bunnies of today.

We are introduced to our two sets of best buds as the credits roll. One pair, Mark Jennings and Jeff Cameron, jogs side by side in tight running shorts. The other pair, Thom Littlewolf and Mike Carlson, competes in a pickup game of basketball. All the while during this introduction one Heather Conway coos touching lyrics about friendship over empowering synth-rock, you know, the kind from beer commercials and those Revenge of the Nerd films. After the credits, Littlewolf and Carlson can be found sitting on a bed, chatting about their exhausting workout. Littlewolf, who has nothing little on him, teases Carlson, hoping to get a blowjob, “oh, that game got me so horny; could you just suck me off a little?” Preppy blonde Carlson resists at first, but soon has his pretty lips wrapped around Litttlewolf’s raging rod. Carlson keeps on his striped gym socks while Littlewolf eats out and fucks his golden fur-rimmed hole. The two get appropriately sweaty since Littlewolf slaps Carlson’s ass and pounds him furiously.

The other set of best friends aren’t quite as comfortable expressing their carnal feelings for each other; instead they just fuck women together. Mark Jennings lures Athena Starr, a puffed-out blonde in a belted button-down shirt, up to the apartment he shares with Jeff Cameron, who’s definitely the most handsome man in the video. Starr steadies herself on her high heels and the railing of the balcony so each guy can shove his big dick onto her orifices—Jennings pumps her pussy and Cameron gets some old dog head. Only Jennings appears to cum in this scene, soaking Starr’s ass with his copious spew. Later that night Cameron stands in Jennings’ doorway and watches him sleep. He jacks off right there in front of his conked-out pal; it’s very creepy and very hot.

The next day Cameron gets it on with a delivery boy at his job; they fuck on a desk, jeans still half-on. This is where the drama really begins. See, Jennings came to Cameron’s job to give him a message and saw him in the midst of gay sex. He was absolutely dumbfounded. He confronts Cameron and forces him to suck his dick, as if in some kind of confused haze. Is it punishment? By this point, anyone would be wondering what happened to the other set of best friends. Well, a similar thing happens with them and their troubles end up helping Cameron and Jennings. Litttlewolf engages in a three-way with two strangers. This all-oral sequence is heavy on the heat and has some major D-E-V-O-U-Ring going on. Carlson spies on Littlewolf and later confronts him. This incident tears their relationship apart.

Littlewolf, despondent, cruises Jennings in a public restroom. Jennings uses him, shredding his ass and fucking his mouth until he’s all cummed out. Littlewolf makes the mistake of thinking Jennings can handle homosexual activity by asking him if he’d like to meet again. Jennings spits on him and barks, “fuck you”. Littlewolf then uses Jennings’ saliva to masturbate—another creepy hot moment. Poor Littlewolf is alone without his best friend and Jennings, after he worked all his internalized homophobia out, returns to Jeff Cameron and makes sweet love to him. Jennings has obviously gotten over whatever he felt was stopping him from being a tried and true gay. Hoooooray! The viewer and the performers aren’t the only ones who celebrate, either. Ms. Heather Conway duets “Just One Touch” with a fella named Garth Evans. They bring all the power and pomp of any Jennifer Warnes & Co. love theme from the Eighties…such a perfect accompaniment to newly realized gay love.

Stars:
Athena Starr, Jeff Cameron, Mark Jennings, Mike Carlson, Thom Littlewolf

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27 – 6′1″ – 185# – 6.0″
Brown Hair – Blue Eyes
Straight & Open-Minded

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“Introducing Mr. 18-1/2 inches himself, Long Dong Silver!,” the star of this pseudo-documentary and the Clarence Thomas supreme court hearings.

Born Johnny Cook, Long Dong narrates footage of himself walking down the street with the outline of his cock, which almost reaches his knees, showing through his jeans. He talks about growing up in the Bahamas and what it is like growing up with an 18-1/2-inch dick.

“Everyone always knew I had a big cock.”

The other kids teased him, but “the joke that really hurt the was the one about my mother mating with an elephant.”

He steps into an alley to piss and rather than just flipping out his dick, he has to spend a while pulling it out of his jeans.

“Girls always want to touch it. I was 11 when I lost my virginity. I had never met no woman that I couldn’t make happy.”

He is shown doing several photo shoots and posing with women. In one, his long, dark cock is completely covered, from balls to cockhead, in leather straps. Women swing his cock back and forth and let him “tittie fuck” them.

Making a movie with a Marilyn Monroe look-alike, he attempts to look like he’s having sex. In actuality, there are no close-ups and his dick never gets hard.

He ends up doing a burlesque show with two women in thigh-high vinyl boots. He dances and swings his cock back and forth while the women feel him up.

Basically, this is a heterosexual film with no dick close-ups, but several pussy close-ups.

A 23 minute film and a piece of history about an infamously big dick and the man who has it.

Stars:
Johnny Cook (Long Dong Silver)